God loves #fenway
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
One day she is going to wake me up as she’s trying to get out of bed silently for work. And I am going to pretend to be asleep as she slips into the bathroom and closes the door with a light click. And at that moment I will throw the covers off myself and bound for the kitchen to make her coffee and breakfast to go. So that by the time she is finished getting ready and has to rush out the door she will leave the house knowing I will take care of her even down to the little details.